Thursday, February 22, 2007

Let slip the dogs of war

Vice President Dick Cheney has in the past invited comparison to a dark figure of popular culture, Darth Vader (e.g., "Darth Cheney") but the comparison fails because, for one, Darth Vader knew something about how to fight a war, whereas Cheney apparently does not (via Digby):

But that wasn't the only gift that Dick Cheney had for Norman Schwarzkopf. Having figured out that the general was being too cautious with his fourth combat command in three decades of soldiering, Cheney got his staff busy and began presenting Schwarzkopf with his own ideas about how to fight the Iraqis: What if we parachute the 82nd Airborne into the far western part of Iraq, hundreds of miles from Kuwait and totally cut off from any kind of support, and seize a couple of missile sites, then line up along the highway and drive for Baghdad? Schwarzkopf charitably describes the plan as being "as bad as it could possibly be... But despite our criticism, the western excursion wouldn't die: three times in that week alone Powell called with new variations from Cheney's staff. The most bizarre involved capturing a town in western Iraq and offering it to Saddam in exchange for Kuwait." (Throw in a Pete Rose rookie card?) None of this Walter Mitty posturing especially surprised Schwarzkopf, who points out that he'd already known Cheney as "one of the fiercest cold warriors in Congress.

Strategies crafted by the leaders of the free world, or boys sitting around eating Doritos and playing Axis & Allies into the wee hours of the morning? Who could tell? Given that a man with such a gift for war-making has usurped the foreign policy and national security apparatus of our country, it's hardly a surprise that we're in such a mess.

1 comment:

Nat-Wu said...

It does seem pretty amateur.