Yeah yeah, I know, it's a celebration of white exploitation of the natives. And I tell you that as a Native, to me it's a welcome chance to hang out with friends and family and eat some good food. I give thanks for that!
Funny Thanksgiving stuff:
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.