This is, seriously, one of the worst articles I have ever read. In it, Charlotte Allen wallows in every sexist smear known to man in an effort to condemn the stupidity of women, or Barack Obama, or Hillary Clinton. But it's okay you know because she's a woman. If you get something out of this, let us know in comments. I didn't.
UPDATE: Never mind, it was all a joke. A really, really, really bad and not funny one.
UPDATE II: Apparently Allen ripped off Joel Stein, who presumably also was joking but is even more offensive because he's not a woman. Do people not understand that this sort of thing should be left to writers at The Onion, as only they are qualified enough to make such articles appear obviously over-the-top and yet also actually funny?