Billy-Ray "Chicken and Dumplings" Brown

That's only one of the names produced by the "Betty Brown Name Generator" (via Julie Pippert.) Betty Brown is, as you may recall, the Texas Republican legislature who advised Asian-American to get names that "make things easier for Americans" (that would be, the rest of us Americans I guess since last I check you can be of Asian descent AND American) instead of being ornery and all opposed to voter ID legislation and all that. If you're Asian-American-or hell, even if you're not-enter your name, and then for fun send your Betty Brown-approved name to Ms. Brown herself.