DUNCANVILLE, Texas - The most popular address on Cedar Ridge Drive is Jim Trulock's split-level home, which has a group sex room and attracts as many as 100 people to swinger parties featuring "Naked Twister" nights.
But the festivities could soon be over. In response to neighbors' complaints, the city has outlawed sex clubs in residential areas. Citations have been issued, and search warrants may be next.
Well, I'm sure I could take the time to actually think of something worthwhile and thoughtful to say, but I really don't think philosophizing about giant suburban sex parties is the best expenditure of my brain calories. I mean, when it's a sex party, it's do, not think, right?
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Who says Texans are square?
Well, the ones trying to stop the party are!
When tacky people can't have shabby 70's throwback group sex parties in their homes, then the terrorists have won!
Yes, exactly. Although if I ever end up at a party where a bunch of flabby middle-agers are running around naked and having sex, I think I'll go terrorist.
"Naked twister" isn't a terror tactic?
Now that's a mental image I could've done without...
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