Friday, December 07, 2007

Just leave my sex party alone!

I don't know that the residents of this community really should have the right to dictate what goes on inside anyone's house, but I probably wouldn't want these folks in my neighborhood either:

DUNCANVILLE, Texas - The most popular address on Cedar Ridge Drive is Jim Trulock's split-level home, which has a group sex room and attracts as many as 100 people to swinger parties featuring "Naked Twister" nights.

But the festivities could soon be over. In response to neighbors' complaints, the city has outlawed sex clubs in residential areas. Citations have been issued, and search warrants may be next.


Well, I'm sure I could take the time to actually think of something worthwhile and thoughtful to say, but I really don't think philosophizing about giant suburban sex parties is the best expenditure of my brain calories. I mean, when it's a sex party, it's do, not think, right?

6 comments:

Xanthippas said...

Who says Texans are square?

Nat-Wu said...

Well, the ones trying to stop the party are!

The Local Crank said...

When tacky people can't have shabby 70's throwback group sex parties in their homes, then the terrorists have won!

Nat-Wu said...

Yes, exactly. Although if I ever end up at a party where a bunch of flabby middle-agers are running around naked and having sex, I think I'll go terrorist.

Xanthippas said...

"Naked twister" isn't a terror tactic?

The Local Crank said...

Now that's a mental image I could've done without...