DUNCANVILLE, Texas - The most popular address on Cedar Ridge Drive is Jim Trulock's split-level home, which has a group sex room and attracts as many as 100 people to swinger parties featuring "Naked Twister" nights.
But the festivities could soon be over. In response to neighbors' complaints, the city has outlawed sex clubs in residential areas. Citations have been issued, and search warrants may be next.
Well, I'm sure I could take the time to actually think of something worthwhile and thoughtful to say, but I really don't think philosophizing about giant suburban sex parties is the best expenditure of my brain calories. I mean, when it's a sex party, it's do, not think, right?